In response to my phone buzzing from Facebook posts:
Me: Whoa, my phone is going nuts.
Andrew: They aren’t real friends, they don’t even like you. They only know it’s your birthday because facebook told them.
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Mike Mendes: Happy Birthday J-Bone!
Me: thanks, that’s a new one!
Mike Mendes: You’re 25 now, which means new nicknames.
Me: duh.