1. Funny quotes all before 9:30am.

    In response to my phone buzzing from Facebook posts:

    Me: Whoa, my phone is going nuts.

    Andrew: They aren’t real friends, they don’t even like you. They only know it’s your birthday because facebook told them.

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    Mike Mendes: Happy Birthday J-Bone!

    Me: thanks, that’s a new one!

    Mike Mendes:  You’re 25 now, which means new nicknames.

    Me: duh.