1. I married you because you look like a collie.

    Backstory: Andrew grew up with a collie. He loves collies very much. I grew up with my aunt’s collie and I was mentioning (read: pushing his buttons) how although I love dogs, collies are not my favorite.

    Joanna: Collies are dumb. Their hair is too long and so are their noses.

    Andrew: You’re dumb! And YOUR hair is too long and YOUR nose is too long.

    Joanna: haha! You’re right though…I do have a long nose. Oh, crap. I look like a collie?!?

    Andrew: Yea. That’s why I married you. Because you look like a collie. I love collies.