1. How to Save and NOT Stay Friends with Your Wife:

    I just heard Jo yell from the bathroom, “You bought 1-ply?!”

    Oops. 

    In this house, we have an agreement - you can buy off-brand, dollar store stuff all you want but toilet paper is never to be skimped on.  Pay the big bucks, get the nice stuff. 

    Last grocery store run, I accidentally bought the rolls that you can see through and that feel like wiping with notebook paper.

    Sorry, Jo.